I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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