why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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