we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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