I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I need a burrito and a hug.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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