6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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