Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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