I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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