VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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