and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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