Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Are my feet made of real feet?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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