Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i think i have herpe
just one?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
