He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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