i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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