sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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