why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
ok first of all what the fuck
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