You made me cry and you don't even care
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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