were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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