Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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