please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Come see our sink grown plant.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I would ride that face into the sunset
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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