But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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