All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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