remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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