Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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