i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Oh god it's open bar.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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