Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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