He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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