Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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