Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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