Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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