Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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