how can u be prego again
Pappa wants mamma naked
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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