I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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