TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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