She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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