So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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