is your mom at the bar?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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