i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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