We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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