Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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