i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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