I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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