I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
This is my life. Enjoy the view
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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