You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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