we're blogging at a bar
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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