Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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