Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
nut hugger
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Randomize