saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Is it penis luge time yet?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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