that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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