Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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