it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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