bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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