Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Randomize
