to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Houston, we have a squirter
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I am one with the molecules
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
