I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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