you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
We had to coat check the pizza.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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