Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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